I can’t sleep, it’s 2am. & I have to get up at 6 to talk to my boy before he leaves for florida, this weeks gonna be lonely. Anyway, just got off the phone with my bff that lives in manitoba I miss her so much
Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
What I hate about being a girl:
equin0cks: Periods Period cramps Sore tits Mood swings Picking out outfits for the day Styling hair after showering Having a hard time running cause of your tits Making sure you don’t get pregnant Carrying the baby Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason Make sure you don’t get raped Having pedophiles hit on you Oh, and fancying the fuck out of someone that doesn’t...